Over the weekend, I moved out of a bar and gunshot-ridden party ‘hood and into a more respectable neighborhood. However, that left me living like an Amish hobo without access to internet or TV since Thursday, so I missed Sunday’s game. I heard it was mostly a lot of Tebowing all over my beloved Steelers, ending in a scene I can only imagine went something like this: Top Gun: Goose Dies
So this morning, most of my non-Pittsburgh classmates were busy making snide comments and joking about how awesome teams like the 49ers are. These are the same teams that they didn’t care about 3 days ago who are suddenly more awesome than Nutella. So I took to the Twitterverse to get back in touch with the modern world of sports. Here are the six best tweets about Sunday’s Steelers-Bronco’s game:
6. robschaller: The Adventures of Tim Tim #TebowMovieTitles
5. ennachev: Wait The Broncos won? Who’s Tim Tebow? Is he like famous or something?
4. Mr_Suge: Just seen a #Steelers fan standing on some railroad track screaming #FML
3. BoomersForehead: A blow to #existentialism when a guy in McKeesport yelling at his TV fails to propel the #Steelers to victory.
2. GreecedLightnin: Tim #Tebow is so not getting laid tonight. #Broncos
1. fsmikey: I just want to listen to Adele songs all day, eat cookies and touch myself #SteelersHangover
PS: Hey @FSMikey - we love your morning show, want to come hang out with Stray Monkey?
Kristin is a law school graduate, former college swimmer, and in a past job, worked on the launch of KFC's Double Down. You're welcome, America.
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