Who loves that fresh Chipotle hot salsa they serve in the fine Mexican-casual establisment known as Chipotle? OK, you can put your hand down now since we’re pretty sure most everyone does. Plus, you look silly with your hand up in your office. Personally, I wish they sold the salsa by the gallon to take home with you, but since they don’t I did the next best thing; I scoured the internet to find a good base and then used that to create Stray Monkey’s own version of Chipotle Hot Salsa. Hosting a March Madness party? This will get your NCAA party going strong.
When creating the recipe I wanted to make sure it fulfilled two main requirements:
After much trial and error, I bring to you the official recipe:
What you need:
There are three simple cooking steps (and one flavoring step) to the recipe:
While the mix is still in the blender, remove the lid to allow steam to escape, and add the following:
Blend a little while longer to your desired consistency, and pour it into to your favorite storage container. Allow the salsa to come to room temperature before covering, and chill for 24 hours in your fridge.
That’s it. Pretty simple right? Enjoy your “better than the original but cheaper” salsa.
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