Put The Fork Down

So let me get this straight: you’re gonna sue a fast food chain because you’re fat and can’t fit in their seats? Have you even heard of a booth? It’s a mini bed with a table; I’m sure your familiar with that right?

Maybe when you stopped being able to SEE your feet (Editors Note: there was another description here of the size of the man, but it was removed for content - Pat, you’re censored again. Congratulations, I think you’re going for the consecutive censors award!) you should have stopped eating fast food. Then you’re gonna sue? Put the fork down.

Link: White Castle Fan Sues. You Stay Classy, Fan