Obiwan Kenobi Arrested In Hit And Run


A Roseville, CA man was arrested last weekend for a connection to a hit and run crash that lead to a 4-car accident in March. Why is this important news? Because his name is Obiwan Kenobi. Apparently the Star Wars fan legally changed his name to match his fictional Jedi hero. Reports are coming in that he has given in to the temptations of the dark side of the Force.

There's one thing I need to know: please tell me that when the cops showed up, he waved his hand in front of their faces and said "I'm not the criminal you're looking for."

When contacted for comment, Yoda had this to say "Told you I did. Reckless is he. Now matters are worse."

With the economy the way it is, what is the deductible on damage to a Sand Speeder these days? We think the scene probably looked something like this:

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