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Wait, that's not Benjamin Franklin? Sorry about that. According to the Bozeman-Magpie, one of America's most famous paleontologists Jack Horner just got married. If you don't know what a paleontologist is, he studies dinosaurs. Horner served as the technical advisor for all of the Jurassic Park films, and even served as inspiration for one of the main characters, Dr. Alan Grant. Here's the info about his wedding to a college student:

Over the past days in Las Vegas, NV, Paleontologist Jack Horner, 65, married Vanessa Shiann Weaver, 19, of Ohio.  Sources have confirmed that Horner, a Regents Professor of Paleontology and the Curator of Paleontology at the Museum of the Rockies, did marry Weaver, an undergraduate student in the Montana State University Paleontology department and an intern who worked in Horner's MOR lab.

We can only imagine that the wedding invitation looked something like this:


[Source - Bozeman-Magpie]

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