Virginia Is For Lovers - Tampa Bay Is For Vampires

Virginia Is For Lovers - Tampa Bay Is For Vampires

By Pat DininnyNews

Somewhere Hugh Hefner is doubling his security.

Ok, pay attention here…so many questions:

*WTH was and elderly man in a motorized wheelchair doing sleeping at an abandoned Hooters?
*Just how hard do you have to NOT try to catch someone to let a geezer in a wheelchair get away?
*What is going through your head that makes you want to jump on a handicapped old men and start eating them?

Check Out The Article: Tampa Bay Is For Vampires

About the Author

Pat Dininny

Pat Dininny

Pat is our resident comic book guy, news archiver, and is occasionally offensive. We apologize in advance.

Share This Article

Check These Out

Support A Good Cause

Ability Foundry

About Stray Monkey

Stray Monkey is your source for entertainment, travel, and lifestyle content that's a little off the beaten path.

Learn more about us

Follow the Stray Monkey

Stray Monkey Logo