Anthony Adams Announces NFL Retirement In The Best Way Ever

You should know Anthony “Spice” Adams by now from his great “Stuff NFL Free Agents Say” video or his mockery of Sammy Sosa’s Pinterest page. If you haven’t heard, he’s a defensive tackle who spent nine-years in the NFL with the 49ers and Chicago Bears. And he’s also one of the funniest guys in the NFL. Now, he’s decided to retire, and has made a great video to celebrate his career.

After a few shots of his achievements in the league, we see Adams getting ready for his big retirement announcement at the classy “Whit Ca-sell” restaurant. What follows is comedic gold.

Nice work Anthony. Now that you’re retired, we think you should contact us. We would have answered your press-conference calls, and we’re always looking for new and creative contributors for the site. You up for it?

Check out the video below.