Peyton Manning Is Retiring

Sad news. Apparently Peyton Manning was going to announce his retirement yesterday. I didn’t hear anything about it in the news, but it was Tweeted so it must be true. Just take a look:

Oh crap. That was Rob Lowe the actor that tweeted that? I thought it was someone who might actually know. Damn you, Rob Lowe! I wasted so much time on that Peyton graphic. Probably at least an hour. I mean, look how good that is. If this was Twitter I would put a hashtag in like #museumquality.

Anyway, nevermind Peyton retiring. We retract this story.

About the Author

Ray Abel

Founder

Ray is the founder of Stray Monkey, and as a shameless plug he wants to remind you to check out the Research the News podcast.