Naked Cannibal Zombie Attacks Man In Miami


There are not a lot of times in which we get to write a headline like "Naked Cannibal Zombie Attacks Man In Miami" and it is actually true. Score one for sensationalistic journalism! On a serious note, this is a grisly story so if you have a week stomach you may want to go somewhere else on the internet instead of reading this.

On Saturday afternoon in Miami, a police officer shot and killed a naked man who was eating the face of another man after he refused to cooperate. The story that you are about to read has mutilation, cannibalism, and death. That's your last for the story:

According to the Miami Herald:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

CBS Miami had posted an update later in the day:

Armando Aguilar, who heads the local chapter of the Fraternal Order of Police, said he has spoken with the officer who responded. Aguilar said the officer saw what the man was doing, and ordered him to stop. He said the man growled at the officer, and then returned to his meal.

Aguilar said the man ate his victim’s nose and eyeballs.

The officer then used his service weapon and shot the man, Aguilar said, but the gunshot had no effect.

Other sources confirmed that the man refused to obey, and continued his attack. Aguilar said the officer had no choice but to keep shooting until the attacker was dead.

Investigators sharing limited details about the confrontation, saying only that the two men were fighting and the officers felt they had no choice but to take deadly force.”

"With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable.

Now, there is nothing funny about this story. A man ost his life to a horrible attack. But while the attack was gruesome, that has not stopped zombie fanatics from speculating that this is the beginning of the zombie-apocalypse.

rudyeugThe Attacker - Rudy Eugene

Here are the facts about the case and you can decide for yourself:

  1. A man was eating the face of another person.
  2. The man growled at the officer who tried to stop the attack.
  3. It took multiple bullets to stop him.
  4. A man was eating the face of another person.

Yes, I repeated one of those. But it is pretty much the strongest point for the pro-zombie-apocalypse crowd. I am no expert, but I've watched enough episodes of The Walking Dead to have a general feel of what a zombie would look like, and there is a pretty strong case here.

Police later issued a statement speculating that the attacker, Rudy Eugene, was suffering from "cocaine psychosis." When that happens, the people "suffering" from it act crazy and feel an intense heat which makes them want to take off their clothes. That makes sense, but most pro-zombie people will just call it a coverup. The truth is out there!

Full disclosure: we don't think that this is the beginning of a zombie outbreak. But, just in case, you may want to brush up on the Zombie Survival Maps for the US.

There is also a video from a security camera near the attack below. You can not see the whole scene, but it is still disturbing.

[Sources - Miami Herald, CBS Miami]

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